What a JOKE!

This is another e-mail I recently received... I had to laugh at its conclusion!
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VERY INTERESTING -

1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq.

2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!

3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.

4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.

9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.

10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.

12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!

13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!)

14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.

15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.

16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.

17. The wise men were from Iraq.

18. Peter preached in Iraq.

19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!

20. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia ... The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers ..

The name Iraq, means country with deep roots. Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible. No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated with it than Iraq And also, this is something to think about: Since America is typically represented by an eagle, Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages... The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible) Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?!

(I will spare you the ending lines of obligatory chain-letter damnation for not forwarding above message…)
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All I really have to say is, this is joke! How ironic that Qur’an 9:11 actually reads:
But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and we make the communications clear for a people who know.

An e-mail dialogue

I recently received an e-mail containing an anonymous article. I've copied it below.
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Subject: Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When

Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was six years old, the family relocated to Indonesia.

Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, 'He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school. 'Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education.

Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking Major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.

Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!! ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office - he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Kuran (Their equivalency to our Bible, but very different beliefs).

Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country? ...... NOT ME!!!
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My response:

First of all, Obama has never admitted to being a Muslim, nor is there any evidence of him being a "radical Muslim." Robert Gibbs, Obama's communications director states: "Senator Obama has never been Muslim. As a six-year-old in Catholic school, he studied the catechism." According to Snopes.com Obama has been associated with the United Church of Christ since the mid-1980s, and describes himself as "rooted in the Christian tradition."

Even if Obama was a Muslim in the past or present, last I knew I lived in a country founded on democratic principles, not upon those of theocracy. We do not truly have the FREEDOM of religion America professes if we are, in fact, fearful of people of other religions. We do not have the democracy we preach to the world if we limit the types of people who can be elected (for example, white Christian male). If Obama were Muslim and had only recently professed Christianity, it would speak more to what we require of our presidential nominees than to Obama's desire to hide his background and sneak into the Presidential position and cripple us from within.

The statement that Obama attended a radical Whabbist school is far fetched. He lived in Indonesia - a predominantly Muslim country! His mother enrolled him for two years in a Catholic school, and then in a neighborhood school that was predominantly Muslim. Obama himself wrote in his 2006 book The Audacity of Hope, that his mother "was less concerned with me learning the catechism or puzzling out the meaning of the muezzin's call to evening prayer than she was with whether I was properly learning my multiplication tables." Obama's background would say "well-rounded" and "well informed" to me, not "dangerous"! It is encouraging to me that Obama has an understanding of the Muslim faith - if for no reason other than the fact that there are millions (estimates vary from 1.8 to 12 million) Muslims in the world and America largely misunderstands them. If elected, Obama may have a better chance at diplomacy with the groups of people with whom we have historically had a hard time coming to agreements.

The statement that Obama was sworn in on the Koran (Qur'an) is incorrect, as far as I know. I believe this is a mistaken reference to congressman Keith Ellison. However, if Obama were Muslim and had been sworn in on the Koran (Qur'an), it would be a testament to his integrity. It would mean more for him to swear on a book upon which his faith is founded, than to swear on the Bible belittling its importance and the authenticity of his oath.

It concerns me that any American would be afraid of a person based upon their religions beliefs, or upon the fact that an atheist raised him or her.

I have not decided upon whom I will vote for in the coming election, but I will only vote for someone with integrity, intelligence, and courage, who is prepared to make difficult decisions in difficult world circumstances. Knowledge of history is key, as is a depth of understanding where current world affairs are concerned. Wise and courageous advisers are also integral to a successful and productive presidency. Let's hope we find a candidate who possesses these qualities and utilizes them well in the oval office and beyond.

Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American

As this is a hot topic, I know many of you may not agree with what I've posted below, but I saw this on BW.org and thought it was worth posting. It is succinctly reasoned, comical and poignant.

1: Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2: Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3: Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4: Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5: Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6: Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7: Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8: Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9: Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10: Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Somedays you’ve gotta’ laugh...

Have you ever had one of those days where everything just seems to go differently than you had envisioned? When I married Tim he claimed that I was endangering my life because I would inevitably be struck with his typically bad luck (sharing everything and all). Tim tends to get frustrated when his “bad luck” strikes, having dealt with it for so long, but I tend to find such situations quite comical. One Sunday a few weeks ago, Tim and I had quite the comical morning.

Our morning troubles actually began the night before while I was doing our laundry. In our apartment complex there are two laundry rooms for tenants. I had loaded up five loads of laundry and hauled them down to one of the rooms in the early afternoon. Having to do two people’s laundry is certainly more work than just doing my own! Upon reaching the laundry room I realized I didn’t have any quarters or any cash with which to get quarters. A bit annoyed, I drove to US Bank, got cash out of the ATM (so I wouldn’t have to pay an ATM fee somewhere else), drove back to the Dairy Mart next door to our apartment, got the $20 bill changed into four $5 bills, then walked next door to convert the bills into quarters at the Gateway Laundry and Diaper. Feeling as though I had conquered a much larger task than I really had, I trekked back to the apartment complex laundry rooms to start my piles of laundry. The washing process proceeded uneventfully, but when I came back to get my clothes out of the dryer, I noticed that one load had not dried at all. I moved the load to another dryer, paid another dollar to dry it again and took my other four loads of dry clothes back to the apartment to fold them. Unfortunately, the lonely load left in the dryer had to spend the night in the laundry room because it closed before I could get my clothes out.

The next morning (the Sunday in question) was a busy one. I needed to finish that last load of laundry, Tim had to get gas in the car (for our trip to McMinnville later that morning) and go get cash so we could go get the lamps we were considering buying from a lady who posted them on craigslist. We rushed around trying to get ready to leave for our day-trip to visit family and finishing last minute chores. The laundry room key was in my car, and we live on the second floor with an outdoor landing that has a straight shot to our parking spot. Tim was taking the car to get gas and cash so I asked him to toss the laundry keys up to me on the landing. He tossed them… but onto the roof!! Oh dear! His face was priceless – he just stared at the roof with a look that said Why did I do that? What was I thinking? Did that really just happen? all at the same time. Through spurts of laughter I told Tim I’d call the maintenance guys and get them to bring a ladder.

Tim rushed up the stairs to get something he forgot and on the way back down the stairs cracked our top step!! I had stepped inside to find the maintenance phone number and I had to laugh as Tim yelled up to me that I should tell the maintenance man about the top step as well.

After several wrong numbers, I finally got the maintenance man out of bed. He cheerily met me at the laundry room to let me in. I told him about the broken dryer, the keys on the roof and the broken step and he laughed at me. I hadn’t really stopped laughing since the whole thing started. The kind man got our keys off the roof and kindly marked off our stairs with DANGER tape (which we now disregard and use the stairs anyway) – not promising that they would be repaired or replaced anytime soon. Just before he left he shouted up to me (in the apartment) “anything else you need fixed while I’m here?!” Once again I couldn’t help but giggle at how differently the morning had gone than planned.

Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man

Check it out ... another great piece of work from The Onion: Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man

Worth a good chuckle - even if you believe in the trickle down effect.

What's YOUR Poohsonality??

In contrast to yesterday's post, I felt like something a little lighter today. All you Pooh lovers out there - read on.

Ever since I was a small child (oh how long ago that was... *winks*) my mom and I would talk about how people identify with different characters in Winnie the Pooh because each character in these classic stories is a different personality type ("Poohsonality" type, if you will). For example, Eeyore represents people who tend to be downhearted and pessimistic, Tigger the group of people who are carefree and peppy, Rabbit the obsessive compulsive and overly controlling people, and Pooh is the character who represents the loveable but slightly slow folks.

These “Poohsonalities” play out in real life much the way they do in the Hundred Acre Wood. Tiggers do not get along well with Rabbits, Poohs are loved by nearly everyone, and Owls spew their knowledge on anyone within earshot. Just observe the people around you and think of them as Pooh characters; you’ll see.

Recently I tried to decide which character(s) I identified with or resembled most. I think I am part Rabbit (I am obsessive compulsive and very tidy), and part Tigger (I can’t help but bounce off the walls and be silly sometimes). How is it that I can embody two characters that are so diametrically opposed to each other in A.A. Milne’s stories?

Tim is a nice compliment to my personality, in my (unbiased) opinion. I would call him a mixture of Owl and Pooh. He has the “smarts” of Owl (except Tim’s smarts are for real) and the loveable nature of Pooh. Even so, sometimes Rabbits and Tiggers don’t get along well with Owls and Poohs. In the end, however, they always work it out, but not before some new learning adventure.

So which Pooh character are you? If you can’t decide right away, here is a little quiz you can take to help determine your Pooh character match. Of course, I’ve taken many-a-poohsonality test and I have come up several different characters. This is not a fool-proof process… but it’s a fun one to be sure.

To Pledge or Not To Pledge

I accidentally told a coworker today that I do not “pledge allegiance to the flag.” I hadn't intended to tell him that, nor did I ever intend to write a blog entry about it... but I think this serves as a good conversation starter, if nothing else. Now, before you write me off as a crazy closet communist and/or terrorist, please hear me out.

Somehow, my coworker and I got to talking on the subject of illegal immigration and my coworker is of the opinion that if immigrants do not completely become American and pledge all of their allegiance to the American flag, they are not welcome here. I understand where he is coming from to a certain extent… a nation divided cannot stand for long. On the other hand, I myself find it difficult to pledge my allegiance to anything aside from Jesus Christ.

National boundaries and allegiances frequently become reasons to fight one another. My goal in life is not to create reasons to fight, but rather reasons to join together in love and understanding. This may sound very “hippy” of me (I live in Eugene, give me a break!), but in truth, Jesus Christ is a trans-border icon for love and salvation. Can I truly pledge my allegiance to the flag of the United States when my real allegiance lies higher than that?

Please don’t get me wrong. I do not say any of this to downplay everything people have done to preserve the rights and liberties of this nation in which I have been privileged to live. I am thankful for the courageous acts of all those who have fought to keep our rights and liberties. But somehow I cannot pledge myself to any nation when invisible (and even worse sometimes, visible) lines drawn with the blood of those who fought to create a politically recognized entity border every one of them.

No, my allegiance lies higher than a simple nation state that will come to an end. My allegiance is to the Kingdom of God (which could be the topic of a hundred posts, but I will spare you that lengthy discourse). This Kingdom need not be simply pie in the sky – this is something we, I, can and should strive for on earth. After all, the oft quoted Lord’s Prayer states: “Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.”

But how do we go about this Kingdom work, you may ask? One of my life verses (Micah 6:8) states: “He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God (NIV).” The Message version reads: “But he’s already made it plain how to live, what to do, what God is looking for in men and women. It’s quite simple: Do what is fair and just to your neighbor, be compassionate and loyal in your love, and don’t take yourself too seriously— take God seriously.” If we are to see God’s Kingdom come on this earth, we must start focusing on justice, compassion, kindness, and our humble walk with God. Focusing on national allegiance only creates differences.

But allegiance to one’s nation is not the only thing that can distract from bringing the Kingdom of God to earth. There are all sorts of differences between people that we tend to focus on - including differences between religions and denominations. This does not help in the cause of realizing the Kingdom on this earth. Let’s drop our differences whenever possible and focus on our common call toward the God who created us.

Some may say that allegiance to God causes just as many wars, or more, than national allegiance. Unfortunately the fallen nature of human beings allows some to become mistakenly and dangerously zealous or fanatic about a badly distorted view God and faith. That is not God's fault, and we cannot discontinue all belief in God or actions out of faith because some individuals use religion for violent causes. In the end, God will sort out each person’s actions and the desires of his or her heart. Until that time, we can do our best to act justly, love mercy and kindness, and walk humbly with God.

Pledging all of my allegiance and all of my heart to the God of the universe is a far greater and higher calling than pledging my allegiance to the flag of a country which will come to an end – even if that country has given me liberties and rights unlike any other country on earth. God - my global God - is higher still.

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***If you are still reading - haven't been so enraged by my lack of patriotism that you quit reading altogether - I am very interested in hearing your thoughts. This is something I've been thinking about for quite some time now and I really enjoy hearing people's varying opinions.***

Another Chinese Toy Recall - OUCH!!!

I couldn't help but post this!

OUCH!

*CRINGE*

A Nation of Christians Is Not a Christian Nation

My friend Aaron pointed out this op-ed article and I found it to be mostly well thought out provocative. As Amber pointed out, a thoughtful Christian should be wary of anyone proclaiming "Scripture says" anything because Scripture is both ambiguous and contradictory at times. It's preferable to state that "some places in Scripture say...", or even better to use precise references to the places in Scripture. However, aside from the part where Meacham uses Scripture, which many Americans don't consider authoritative, as support for his reasoning, he has thought his argument through well and he makes his point. I've thought for quite some time that America's claim to the title of "Christian Nation" is faulty - one needn't look any further than the separation of church and state to realize that our nation was not founded as a "Christian Nation", per say. It was founded by people who sought to escape religious persecution, not by those who desired to establish a new nation where religion ruled.

While I, myself, proclaim the Christian faith, I do not believe that the nation in which I live was founded as a Christian Nation, nor do I believe that we act as a Christian Nation. Meacham is right when he writes that Christ's Kingdom is not of this world, though we are called to bring about His Kingdom in this world. The Kingdom of God is not bound by nation states, hemispheres or borders. We must remember these truths if we are to truly follow in the footsteps of Christ. America has not co opted Christianity, nor do we have a corner on the proverbial market of Christ's blessing, though we may think we have.

Laptop With a Mission

This article from the New York Times amazes me. It's great to know that technology is being used for the betterment of poor children around the world. Read on...

New IMF chief ... reform on the way???

I always listen to NPR on my way to work in the morning. Today reporter Anita Elash informed me that former French Finance Minister Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been named president of the International Monetary Fund. This appointment makes him the first Socialist leader to run one of the world’s major capitalist organizations. Strauss-Kahn’s leadership in the IMF could have significant effects worldwide. In practice he has been more centrist than socialist, but his background has won the confidence of poorer/developing members of the IMF. This reputation and respect may allow him to push through reforms. One can hope that he will give developing nations more say in IMF policies and use his power to shift IMF policies toward the left. I would hope we see developing nations allowed to decide more of their own fate with only limited aid in coming years as they are allowed to step out from under devastating past economic measures recommended by foreign IMF experts.

We shall see what we shall see. I’m not holding my breath.

9/11 Is Over

Though I do not always find US news or political babble terribly interesting (I find international topics much more appealing), Thomas Friedman is one collumnist I read often and frequently agree with. He mostly discusses international affairs, but his most recent article is more focused on the US.

Op-Ed Columnist
9/11 Is Over
By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN
Published: September 30, 2007
I honor and weep for those murdered on 9/11. But our reaction to 9/11 has knocked America completely out of balance, and it’s time to get things right again.